Przepraszam, ze nie tlumacze, alre tak wspolczuje biedakom w kraju, ze proponuje inne obchody tego dnia.

PLEASE DON'T FORGET MAY 1st!

WALK NAKED IN CANADA DAY

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
It is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next May 1st at 1 p.m. Eastern Time, all Canadian women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women
and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

CANADA Eh!!

P.S.:
If you don't send this to at least 1 person,
you're a terrorist-sympathizing,lily-livered coward
and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.